Soo I cancelled that amazon order and decided to buy a new smartphone and micro sd card instead.
I bought a Motorola Moto G4 Play (2GB ram/16GB storage version in black.) I bought it from Tesco Mobile Ireland and they said if Iordered before 1pm, I should get it the next day, so hopefully I'll receive it on the 21st of march. It is locked to their network but I don't mind as I'm already on their pay as you go plan, where by topping up by 15 euro, I get unlimited calls, 10GB of data and keep my credit.
The micro sd card is 128GB and I plan on setting it as internal storage.
Edit: I bought a 64gb PS Vita memory card. Bloody hell, they're expensive.